Today's Ghastly Groaner

I heard about a novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross-country adventure. So, I went to my local library to see if they had a copy. 

The librarian said my description rang a bell, but wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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