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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| March 6, 2025 1:00 AM

A few puns in honor of National Dentist Day, compliments of Dr. Justin Rader of Generations Dental:

• I know the drill
• We need to get to the root of the problem
• We are on the cusp of solving the problem
• We don’t want you to leave with a bad taste in your mouth
• We do cavity searches
• Brace yourself
• It’s like pulling teeth around here
• You might lose the tooth, but we can cross that bridge when we come to it
• It is a crowning achievement

Thanks, dentists!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!