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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| January 25, 2025 1:00 AM

I spent hours trying to find what the opposite of "night" was.

But in the end, I just had to call it a day!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!