DOG POOP: Pick it up
Forget turkeys. Y’all, we have a pawsitively stinkier problem. It always gets worse in winter — something about snow makes people think poop doesn’t stink — but we’ve hardly had a flake, and the doo-doo is already piling up.
I live in Fairway Forest, and what I saw on the sidewalk this morning was appalling. First, I noticed a pile in somebody’s yard — “what a shame,” I thought. But then, someone’s dog left a serious nuclear waste deposit in a neighbor’s bushes! Just sitting there, weighing down the branches. It felt almost personal. A few feet later, the sidewalk was littered with landmines! There was no avoiding it!
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