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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| February 4, 2025 1:00 AM

Officer: “Why did you park here?”

Me: “The sign says, ‘Fine for parking!'”

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!