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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| December 31, 2025 1:00 AM

A guy walks into a bar on New Year's Eve and orders a glass of champagne.

"It's finally happened!" he exclaims. "I've made enough money that I don't have to work for the rest of the year!"

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!