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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| December 16, 2025 1:00 AM

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause!

— Tiffany Cesarin, Soquel, Calif.

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!