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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| September 20, 2024 1:00 AM

A man walked into the doctor’s office and said, "I’ve hurt my arm in several places."

The doctor said, "Well, don’t go to those places anymore!"

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!