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SATIRE: Another modest proposal

| March 10, 2024 1:00 AM

We here at Our Lady of Perpetual Conception have become aware that women’s fertility, women’s bodies and the ongoing need for service workers in the great state of Idaho have been commented upon at length.

We are vehemently supportive of the “personhood” of frozen embryos, but we don’t believe that the “brilliant” concepts espoused by the Alabama Supreme Court go quite far enough. And surely, we would never leave men out of this sacred equation. So let us consider men’s er um emission. 

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