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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| August 24, 2024 1:00 AM

Big-box grocery stores are using mind control.

Why else would the sign over the front door say, "En-trance?!"

— J. Polacek, Hayden

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!