Today's Ghastly Groaner

While discussing horror films, my friend asked me who my favorite movie monster is.

"I think I'd have to go with the vampire from 'Sesame Street,'" I said.

Friend: "What? He doesn't count!"

Me: "Oh I assure you, he does."

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