Today's Ghastly Groaner

British singer Rick Astley has filed to compete in the 2026 Idaho gubernatorial election.

In his press release, Astley has promised that when he is elected governor, he’s never gonna give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye or tell a lie and hurt you.

– Jim Mowreader, Coeur d'Alene

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