Today's Ghastly Groaner

A banker fell overboard from a friend's boat.

The friend grabbed a life preserver, but not knowing if the banker could swim, he shouted, "Can you float alone?"

"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business!"

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