Today's Ghastly Groaner

Mr. and Mrs. Johnson noticed the young man staying next door kissed his girlfriend every morning before heading to work.

"Why don't you do that?" Mrs. Johnson asked her husband.

He replied: "Darling, I don't even know the woman."

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