Today's Ghastly Groaner

Two lady frogs were at a bar discussing recent romances.

The first frog said, “My date hugged me so tight I just wanted to croak."

The second frog said her date was really great, but his one quirk was he always had to have a midnight snack.

It turned out he was a fly-by-night kind of guy.

— Vernon Newby, Hayden Lake

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