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Today's Ghastly Groaner

| April 18, 2022 1:00 AM

Why do accountants have great abs?

Because they’re so good at number crunching!

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, [email protected]. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean!Why do accountants have great abs? Because they’re good at number crunching.