POOP: Memo to dog owner

To the 20-something female in bright yellow orange shorts, black bandeau top, with the chocolate lab:

I brought to your attention the large fecal deposit your unleashed dog made just outside the gates of the Atlas Dog Park on July 13th around noon. You stopped halfway up your exit up the stairs but did not return to pick up your dog’s mess.

Shame on you for spoiling such a pristine area and being an irresponsible dog owner.

PAT SHAW

Canyon Lake, Texas