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CITIZEN: Open letter to Norris

| July 11, 2021 1:00 AM

Dear Sheriff,

I read your remarks regarding the plight of your underpaid deputies. All I can say is, my, what a difference a year makes!

I remember well last year’s biggest priorities were:

• Assembling mobs to beat back the Antifa invasion.

• Being as invisible as possible regarding mask mandates.

Now you’re giving Pelosi the warm fuzzies talking about pay raises and affordable housing. You and staff are dying the death of a thousand cuts and you don’t even know it.

Coeur d’Alene will always have a horde of transplants who hate taxes but love to wave their thin blue line flags. People with nothing better to do than buy another gun and do your job for you.

Your best bet is drop the logic and give the Trump lovers what they want. Go all in for civil war!

Pass out the long guns and the body armor. Give them some good old anti-terrorist pep talking. “If you ain’t with us, you’re against us!”

Hell they might make you governor! Imagine that. And if the rest of the state don’t like it, you all can just secede.

Keep up the good work dude! I couldn’t be happier with the way things are going.

STEVEN REYNALDS

Coeur d’Alene