SOLUTION: To divided country

Yes, we live in a divided country, so let’s make it fair. Here is how:

When you go to a gas station, if you voted for Biden, your price is $6 per gallon. Trump supporters pay $2 (climate change/Keystone pipeline). At a fast-food restaurant, Biden voters pay $14 for a meal. Trump folks pay $7 (higher minimum wage).

If you suck as a male athlete, but you voted for Biden, you can declare yourself female, and start winning. If you voted for Trump, you are still at the back of the pack (no gender identity). If you voted for Biden, and call 911, you get a message that tells you how evil and racist the police are. If you voted for Trump, you get to speak to a cop (defund the police).

If you go to a sporting good store to purchase a firearm, Biden voters are denied. Oops — this applies to everyone (gun control).

If you voted for Biden, and flip a switch, you get another recorded message that says that solar panels are on their way. If you voted for Trump, you get electricity (green new deal).

And finally, for every illegal alien who sneaks across the southern border, a Biden voter must self-deport (open borders). Pack your bags, as there are going to be millions of them.

DOUGLAS L. WEIR

Hayden