POLITICS: Split the nation

It used to be Republicans and Democrats could compromise because we each loved America and respected our Constitution. That isn’t the case anymore! It’s the left (marxism) versus the right (democracy).

Biden’s six months have changed our country in ways never imagined. So, what to do? Civil War? Nah, far too violent. Hey, how about splitting our nation in half, top (Canada) to bottom (Mexico), and Democrats and Republicans move to their respective areas. We’re now about even in numbers.

Only one firm rule: You cannot cross over if you don’t like your choice; just have to live with it.

Now, I think you Democrats will love this idea. Just imagine — open borders and no vetting for illegals (like now) — one huge sanctuary nation — just one happy equal family. And be sure to give illegals anything their hearts desire — all on your dime of course — not mine!

And masks — Democrats wearing them day and night, and surely Dr. Fauci will be in your midst — encouraging you — Oh heavenly bliss!

And statues — tear them all down if you’re offended. Erase our past. Rewrite your own. (Oh wait, you are!)

And voting — no pesky IDs needed. And full-term abortions — Planned Parenthood ecstatic! And taxes — the sky is the limit. Soak your rich, greedy comrades — and — put AOC in charge of tax revenue! And police defunding — great idea! You won’t even need law enforcement.

And guns — take all of them — even BB guns and slingshots. Do it right! No guns so no crime — you are so smart! And best of all you MUST keep Joe, Kamala, LeBron James… Whoopee! (Y’all deserve each other.)

P.S. Remember: Can’t cross over.

MARVIN GEORGE MILLER

Coeur d’Alene