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KELLY’S SURVEY: Here’s my answer

| April 16, 2021 1:00 AM

Cecil Kelly III stated while he was buying candy bars at the local bar (that’s where I buy my candy bars too), he was asked by true Americans how it felt being the most hated local. He called for a “survey” of the locals in which I will participate.

A. Is Cecil Kelly III evil? I doubt it; few people are truly evil. Ignorant and silly maybe, but not evil.

B. Do I care one way or the other? No, I do not.

C. Do I know Cecil Kelly III from a hole in the ground? Never met the man, but I’m sure I could tell the difference.

D. Is Cecil Kelly III OK? Don’t ask me, I’m not his therapist and can’t answer that one, Cecil. I know you’re looking for A, B, C, or D. I’ve addressed all.

P.S. Don’t take this the wrong way, but The Press has 60,000 readers. I think it spreads much further than Coeur d’Alene.

LEE GIBSON

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