TP: Switch to bidet

March 25, 2020 1:00 AM

In response to the shortage of toilet paper being experienced across the country, I have devised a solution: using a bidet. Hop down to your local home improvement store and install yourself or have your local plumber install it for you. It doesn’t use toilet paper, thus eliminating the worry about running out of toilet paper. Brilliant idea? You’re welcome.

JOEL GRADIN

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