IMMIGRANTS: A modest proposal

I agree with Democrats on one issue. Really! Read on.

They want to tear down existing walls on the Mexican border and build no more. They call the walls “immoral.” I’m all for this — oops, with one small revision: we deliver ALL illegal immigrants to sanctuary states/cities with the stipulation they have to stay there. If not, send them back to their home countries.

Yeah, and Democrats get to take care of their every need, food, housing, medical, school, clothing, etc., and absolutely NO federal aid. Surely Democrats would insist doing this on their own dime!

How about moving them into their basements and with hearts as huge as theirs, they might consider inviting them upstairs for dinner a time or two a week. What a great time they’ll all have.

Democrats are so wise and compassionate, their homes will be welcome to all who come and PLEASE have them call back home and encourage their friends and relatives to come.

That darn Trump is manufacturing this illegal immigrant crisis. This is the land of free stuff. It’s like Christmas every day and they’ll all soon be able to register and vote — well, probably just vote! Yes, open the borders wide, come one, come all, the Democrats are such humane folks. And Pelosi can set an example by tearing down the walls surrounding her palatial residence. Wow, just think, immigration crisis solved!

One tiny request. Please let me know how this works out for you?!

P.S. ALL legal immigrants welcome here.

MARVIN GEORGE MILLER

Coeur d’Alene