NEWS FLASH: Gibson for president

| July 24, 2019 1:00 AM

Wow! I am just shocked as some readers will be. I’ve switched sides. I am now a devout Democrat. I was studying the enemy’s playbook (watching CNN) when it hit me. They’re right, they’re totally right!

Not only have I seen the light of the rainbow, I am also throwing my hat in the ring for presidential hopeful. You should know that I am a descendant of an Irish slave, maybe, I mean it’s possible … probably. Feel my pain!

I promise that if elected all people of Earth will gain U.S. citizenship immediately. I will also make non-same sex marriage a federal crime. Furthermore, I will fight for a woman’s right to terminate the lives of her children for any or no reason at all from zygote till its 18th birthday when it’s no longer a child, but a person … you know, a human.

So remember, Lee Gibson for president 2024! (What, you think I’m dumb enough to run against Trump?)

P.S. I apologize for my outstanding military record.

LEE GIBSON

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