MLP: Pleez hep

Dear Mis langage person, I readed your artikal in the press paper a whiel ago and wos wondering if yu had a sacoool for teachen dummies lak me. I knows how importnont good gamor is. I wood lik to join up as sooon as whod be posiple to git book learnen on al subjacts. Ya see I never did getted much scholin as a boy and now I sees the lite as how impoertant it is fer book learnin and dooin spelen and stuff. Wood yu contak me as soon a yu can to get this show on the roade.

Please lit me kno what kinnd of cost wood be neaded. Ps are yu related to that gal mis manners, im not exackly sure of her reel name. Ps again do yu think ther is any hope of me gitten book learnting at ma age. im kinda old Please repli at yer quickest chance ta lit me no. Thankes fer yer time Mis Langage person. Watin fer yer anser.

cincerly

C.R. BECKER

Cur d’Alane