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Today's ghastly groaner

| January 18, 2019 12:00 AM

What does a dentist never say to a shark?

Open wide.

— Submitted by Al Underwood

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.