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Today's ghastly groaner

| April 27, 2019 1:00 AM

What did one nut say to the other nut he was chasing?

I’m a cashew.

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.