Today's ghastly groaner

One retired woman says to another, “I couldn’t go to sleep today because of my teeth.”

The other one says, “I don’t have that problem. My teeth and I stopped sleeping together a long time ago.”

— Submitted by Dan Bagwell

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.