Today's ghastly groaner

The sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pickup into a ditch.

The sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head?”

“Yep,” he replied. “That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here, ‘cause it says: ‘Fine For Dumping Garbage.’”

— Bobbi Brooks

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