Today's ghastly groaner

Geometry jokes

What did the little acorn say when he grew up? Geometry!

What do you call a crushed angle? A rectangle.

What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage? Polygon.

What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? A tangent.

What did the Italian man say when the witch doctor removed the curse? Hexagon.

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