Today's ghastly groaner

A police officer pulls over a man driving a car full of penguins.

“Sir, you need to take those penguins to the zoo,” the officer says.

The next day the officer sees the man again, and he’s still driving around with a car full of penguins.

“Sir, didn’t I tell you to take those penguins to the zoo?”

“Yes, officer,” the man says. “I took them to the zoo. Today we’re going to the movies.”

— Submitted by Marilyn Honeker, Post Falls

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