Today's ghastly groaner

Did you hear about the new wine made especially for people of a certain age?

It’s produced with an anti-diuretic hybrid grape that reduces the number of trips to the toilet at night.

It’s called Pino More.

— Submitted by

Bill Brooks

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, [email protected].

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.