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Today's ghastly groaner

| May 26, 2018 1:00 AM

Some lady threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me in the store. It hit me in the head, but I only sustained a super fish oil wound.

— Ed Simpson, Spokane Valley

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Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!