Today's ghastly groaner

Joe and Frank rented a boat for a day of fishing, and they caught a lot of fish.

“We need to mark this spot,” said Joe.

Frank pulled out a can of red spray paint and made a huge X on the floor of the boat.

They drove back to the marina, unloaded their catch and were halfway home when Joe realized something …

“Frank, what if we don’t get that boat next time?”

— Jim Mowreader

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