Today's ghastly groaner

Customer to farmer: “Excuse me, but is that milk fresh?”

Farmer: “I’ll say it’s fresh.”

Customer: “How fresh is it?”

Farmer: “This morning it was grass.”

— Jake Schneider, Athol

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