Today's ghastly groaner
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May 20, 2018 1:00 AM
Customer to farmer: “Excuse me, but is that milk fresh?”
Farmer: “I’ll say it’s fresh.”
Customer: “How fresh is it?”
Farmer: “This morning it was grass.”
— Jake Schneider, Athol
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Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!