Today's ghastly groaner

A man comes to Mrs. Smith’s door and says, “There’s been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into a vat of beer and drowned.”

“Oh, the poor man never had a chance!” Mrs. Smith wails.

“I don’t know about that,” the man said. “He got out three times to go to the bathroom.”

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