Today's ghastly groaner
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May 16, 2018 1:00 AM
A man comes to Mrs. Smith’s door and says, “There’s been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into a vat of beer and drowned.”
“Oh, the poor man never had a chance!” Mrs. Smith wails.
“I don’t know about that,” the man said. “He got out three times to go to the bathroom.”
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