Today's ghastly groaner

I’ve been to a lot of places, but I’ve never been in cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in cognito, either. I hear nobody recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in sane. They don’t have an airport. You have to be driven there.

I have made several trips.

— Joy Charter, Coeur d’Alene

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