Today's ghastly groaner

A man went ice fishing for the very first time, and he heard a voice.

“There are no fish under the ice!” the voice boomed.

The man ignored it and moved to another area, cut a hole and dropped his line.

Again, he heard the booming voice.

“There are no fish under the ice!”

He looked up nervously and asked, “Lord, is that you?”

“No, this is the rink manager.”

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