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Today's ghastly groaner

| May 7, 2018 1:00 AM

Papa, Mama and Henry Tomato were going for their daily walk.

Little Henry, being a typical curious child, kept stopping to look at things.

Papa and Mama Tomato were getting tired of constantly stopping and waiting for little Henry.

Mama Tomato turned around and hollered, “Henry Tomato, Catsup!”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!