Today's ghastly groaner

A snail got tired of creeping around at a snail’s pace, so he went to a car dealer and bought a powerful model “S” Jaguar sports car.

As the snail went zipping down the street, a bystander remarked, “Wow! Look at that S car go!”

— R. Lynn Turner, Coeur d’Alene

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