Today's ghastly groaner
A cardiologist walks into a motorcycle repair shop.
The mechanic says, “Hey doc, come over here. I want to show you something.”
The heart doctor walks over to the mechanic.
The mechanic says, “I completely rebuilt this motor. Why is it that I get the small bucks and you get the big bucks?”
The doctor says, “Try doing that with the motor running.”
— Don Drapeau,
Post Falls
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