Today's ghastly groaner

Did you hear about the cannibals who ate the missionary? It was their first taste of religion.

— Joe Foti, Hayden

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.