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Today's ghastly groaner

| March 18, 2018 1:00 AM

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

— Jack Evensizer

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

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