Today's ghastly groaner(s)
- Have you heard about the Irish boomerang? It doesn’t come back, it just sings songs about how much it wants to.
- Two Irishmen, Pat and Murphy, saw a sign saying “tree fellers wanted.”
Murphy turned to Pat and said,‘If only Seamus had been with us, we’d have got that job.’
- Never iron a four-leaf clover. You don’t want to press your luck.
- What do you call an Irishman sitting outside on a couch? “Paddy O’Furniture.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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