Today's ghastly groaner

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

— Jack Evensizer

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.