Today's ghastly groaner
An old man and an old woman were having trouble remembering things. They decided to go to the doctor to see if there was anything he could do to help improve their memory.
The doc told them to start writing everything down.
That night, the husband gets up and starts walking to the kitchen.
“What are you doing?” his wife asks.
“I’m going to the kitchen to get a dish of ice cream,” the husband says.
His wife tells him he’d better write it down.
“Nope,” the husband says. “I don’t need to. I’m just going to get some ice cream.”
A little while later he returns to the living room and puts down a plate of bacon and eggs in front of his wife.
She looks at it for a moment and says “You forgot the toast!”
— Rochelle, Spirit Lake
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