Today's ghastly groaner

Researchers at a zoo crossed a one-horned rhino from Asia with a two-horned rhino from Africa.

The experiment failed at great cost to the zoo.

It doesn’t pay to cross a rhino.

— Robert Ridout, Coeur d’Alene

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