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Today's ghastly groaner

| June 29, 2018 1:00 AM

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake.

— Shirl Finchem

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!