Today's ghastly groaner

A guy walks into a Greek tailor shop and puts down a pair of pants to be repaired.

The owner says “Euripides” and the customer says “Eumenides.”

— Ed Simpson, Spokane Valley

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Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!