Today's ghastly groaner

A boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.

Intrigued, the young man eventually asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but the store manager turned down his request.

“Sorry, kid,” the manager said. “Baggers can’t be juicers.”

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